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  • Men Quotes


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    I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. Bernard Manning
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    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
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    Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner
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    I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. Jay McInerney
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    Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. Sharon Stone
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    Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. Barbara Cartland
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    Condoms should be marketed in sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small. Barbara Seaman
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    We should teach general ethics to both men and women, but sexual relationships themselves must not be policed. Sex, like the city streets, would be risk-free only in totalitarian regimes. Camille Paglia
    David Ogilvy quotes
    Advertising is a business of words, but advertising agencies are infested with men and women who cannot write. They cannot write advertisements, and they cannot write plans. They are helpless as deaf mutes on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera. David Ogilvy
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    There are very few men of genius in advertising agencies. But we need all we can find. Almost without exception they are disagreeable. Don't destroy them. They lay golden eggs. David Ogilvy
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    The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.  Sydney J. Harris
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    In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.  Author Unknown
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    More men are sheep in wolves' clothing than the other way around.
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    Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something. Plato
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    Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. G. Washington
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    God fearing men are the only animals that fear what the senses cannot detect.
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    A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
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    The fear of God keeps few men in obedience.
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    Angry men don't write the rules, and guns don't right the wrongs
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    Men avoid attributing cleverness to others unless they're enemies.
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    Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. Robert Heinlein
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    Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.
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    Women always worry about the things that men forget; Men always worry about the things that women remember.
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    Some men are all right in their place if they only the knew the right places! Mae West
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    Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason
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    Men take only their needs into consideration never their abilities. Napoleon Bonaparte
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    Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Timothy Leary
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    Logic: Men's futile defense against women's intuition!
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    Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind... Gypsy Rose Lee
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    Good men are like wine, some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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    Some men are discovered, others are found out.
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    Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. E.W. Howe
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    What men desire is a virgin with whore like qualities.
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    Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they hire detectives to find out the reason for it.
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    There is more religion in men's science, than there is science in their religion. Henry David Thoreau
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    FACT: Men suffer more from female hormones than women.
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    Women don't admit their age and men don't act theirs.
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    Bald men don't waste hormones growing hair.
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    Women reason with the heart and men who reason with the head. And neither method is all that reliable.
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    The nation needs guns of smaller caliber & men of larger.
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    When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one.
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    The less men think, the more they talk. Montesquieu
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    Most women desire beauty over brains because most men see better than they think.
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    To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.
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    The men who make history have no time to write about it.
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    Great ideas, like great men, are useless unless exposed. Ed Parker
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    Many women want rights but want men to have the responsibilities.
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    Real men jog home from the vasectomy.
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    Graveyards are full of "indespenseable" men.
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    Men read Playboy for the articles women go to malls for the music.
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    Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.
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    Women are able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
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    Women are better listeners than men. That's why men are always in trouble with women.
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    How come men in beer commercials never have a beer belly?
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    Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.
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    Women must be in the mood, men just need to be in the room.
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    On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women. H.L. Mencken
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    Hope deceives more men than cunning does.
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    Men suffer more from female hormones than women.
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    On one issue, men and women agree: They both distrust men.
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    Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.
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    Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. Katharine Hepburn
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    After death all men smell alike. Italian proverb.
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    Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
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    The biggest difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.
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    Why do men marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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    Success has made failures of many men. Cindy Adams
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    The evil that men do lives after them; the good is often interred.
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    As it is with men and barrels, the empty ones make the most noise
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    As knowledge grew, fear decreased; men thought less of worshiping the unknown, and more of overcoming it.- Will Durant
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    Learned men do not grieve for the dead or the living.
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    Men show their character best by the things they laugh at.
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    God must mean males to be superior. Every prayer ends with "Ah! Men!"
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    Men are just like pantyhose, they either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
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    Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.
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    This phrase is rarely used by men, and over used by women... "We need to talk".
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    We learn from experiance that most men don't learn from experiance.
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    Fools wander, Wise men travel.
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    Wise men rely on their own resourcefulness, the less wise rely on others...
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    Women don't make fools of men because most men are the do-it-yourself types.
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    A little nonsense now & then, is relished by the best of men.
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    Real men don't abuse women and children.
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    She couldn't cook, but she knew how to bring men to the boil.
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    The coal industry is being run by men with dirty mines.
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    The graveyards are full of indispensable men. Charles de Gaulle
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    Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
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    Unmarried men are missing buttons on their shirts. Married men are missing the whole shirt.
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    All men are ignorant, just in different fields Albert Einstein
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    When women go bad, men go right after them.
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    Some men rob you with a six-gun, others with a fountain pen.
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    Young men think old men are fools; Old men know young men are fools.
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    When we hear a woman say that all men are alike we wonder how she found out.
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    What women consider flirting, men consider teasing.
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    Men are like buses, they have spare tires and smell funny.
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    TV Truth #01: "Real Men" can punch a hole in a car window.
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    Men know life too early, women too late Oscar Wilde
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    Men can wait three hours for a fish to bitebut can't wait fifteen minutes for their wives to dress.
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    The better I get to know men, the more I like animals.
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    When women commit homicide, almost 90% of victims are men.
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    A committee is 12 men doing the work of one
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    Some men were born to lie, and some women were born to believe them.
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    To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner
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    History shows again and again that men of cloth are still just men.
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    What excellent fools religion makes of men. Ben Jonson
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    Men bond by giving criticism, women bond by giving support.
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    When women cease to attract men, they turn to Feminism.
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    Self made men have one common problem: they worship their maker.
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    Men with clenched fists can't shake hands.
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    Logic and Reason escape men of deep faith.
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    History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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    Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
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    Some men who fear that they are playing second fiddle aren't in the band at all.
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    Her secret fantasy was Having Two Men (One cooking the other cleaning).
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    The worst men often give the best advice.
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    Men wear their hair 3 ways: parted, unparted & departed.
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    Some men learn from their mistakes, but most are in the Accelerated Program!
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    Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
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    By nature all men are alike, but by education widely different.- Chinese proverb
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    New "PLAYBOY" for married men: Same centerfold every month.
    Albert Einstein quotes
    ...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought. Albert Einstein
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    Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. Goethe
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    The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. B.C. Forbes
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    Some men see things as they are, and say, 'Why?' I dream of things that never were, and say, 'Why not?' George Bernard Shaw
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    Nature gave men two ends... one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. George R. Kilpatrick
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    Henry Ford could get anything out of men because he just talked and would tell them stories. He'd never say, 'I want this done!' He'd say, 'I wonder if we can do it.' George Brown
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    All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers. Orison Swett Marden
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    We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers. Woodrow Wilson
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    Men are born to succeed, not to fail. Henry David Thoreau
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    All successful men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. Brian Tracy
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    People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don't know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to. George E. Allen
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    I studied the lives of great men and women, and I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm and hard work. Harry S. Truman
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    Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising that tempt you to believe your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires some of the same courage that a soldier needs. Peace has its victories, but it takes brave men and women to win them. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    What more is necessary to make us a happy and a prosperous people? Still one thing more, fellow citizens, a wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government. Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural
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    I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they have delighted in explaining to colleagues, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives. Tolstoy
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    It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood; if they be repealed or revised before they are promulgated, or undergo such incessant changes that no man, who knows what the law is today, can guess what it will be tomorrow. James Madison, Federalist Number 62
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    The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. Herbert Spencer, British philosopher
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    The amusements of broadcast consist mainly of songs, stories, and games, just as in tribal life. The songs and stories are mostly about courtship, the games mostly played by men, just as in tribal life. Stewart Brand
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    You cannot bring prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot help small men by tearing down big men. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income. You cannot further brotherhood of men by inciting class hatred. You cannot establish security on borrowed money. You cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves. William J. H. Boetcker
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    Men are born to succeed, not fail. Henry David Thoreau
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    All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. Brian Tracy
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