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  • Love Quotes


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    Sex is simple - love is painful. Ron Jeremy
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    The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner
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    Bisexuality means I am free and I am as likely to want to love a woman as I am likely to want to love a man, and what about that? Isn't that what freedom implies? June Jordan
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    Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen
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    Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen
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    My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Woody Allen
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    I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off. Joan Rivers
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    The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can’t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance. Joan Fontaine
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    Sex relieves tension - love causes it. Woody Allen
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    Nothing makes you forget about love like sex. Staci Beasley
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    Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. Harlan Ellison
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    I know love and lust don't always keep the same company. Stephenie Meyer
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    Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good. Woody Allen
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    Making love? It's a communion with a woman. The bed is the holy table. There I find passion -- and purification. Omar Sharif
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    I think that making love is the best form of exercise. Cary Grant
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    Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Robert Heinlein
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    Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! Anonymous
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    There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. George Burns
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    Adultery is the application of democracy to love. H. L. Mencken
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    Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. Anonymous
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    I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes. Anonymous
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    Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know. Amy Lowell
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    I love what I do for a living. Jenna Jameson
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    Skill makes love unending. Ovid
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    Great love and great achievements both involve great risk.
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    He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
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    Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
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    Those who deserve love the least need it the most.
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    A woman knows the value of love, but a man knows its cost.
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    Although you can't buy love, you can pay heavily for it
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    Proclaimed love of a deity is pure folly. It's not possible to Love that which we has never been seen.
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    Murphy's Law of Sex #57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
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    Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe!
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    Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. H. L. Mencken
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    Love finds a way, indifference finds excuses.
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    Love sees with the heart and not with the mind.
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    MURPHY'S LAW: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
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    The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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    Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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    The eyes start love; intimacy perfects it.
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    Love is the crocodile on the river of desire. Bhartihari
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    Remember that great love and great achievements both involve great risk.
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    Love makes us poets and the approach of death makes us philosophers. George Santayana
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    Man is the only animal that eats when he is not hungry, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love year round.
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    Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
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    Where love is thin, faults are thick.
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    No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves. Edgar Howe
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    A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one
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    Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.
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    The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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    The only feeling warmer than friendship is that of an old love.
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    Love knows how to say, I forgive you!
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    A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
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    The world is a different place to those who have never found true love.
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    Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope.
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    Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to become good at it.
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    To love is not to look at one another, but to look together in the same direction.
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    Used to be that my true love brought me chocolate. Now my true love IS chocolate.
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    Most of the love triangles today are turning into wrecktangles!
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    The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy.
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    True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
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    We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
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    The first sigh of love is the last gasp of wisdom.
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    When you seek love, give nothing. When you find it, give all.
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    Love is a lot like war: Easy to start but hard to finish...
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    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little, To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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    MARRIAGE(n): process whereby Love ripens into Vengeance.
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    Love makes you do funny things. It made me get married.
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    Love isn't blind, it just has Attention Deficit Disorder.
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    To excel at what you do, you must love doing it.
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    Feminists have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic.
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    Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass.
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    Love builds the bridges, but pride builds the walls.
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    Love is an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
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    Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.
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    The rules of Love are written in blood and smudged with tears.
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    Republicans love the poor they've made so many of them.
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    Love letters are the campaign promises of the heart.
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    There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
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    We will never know completely that which we do not love.
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    Writing is like prostitutionfirst you do it for love, then to make a living.
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    The bible does not say, "Love thy neighbor, unless he's gay, black, or Jewish."
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    When you love peace more than freedom, you lose both.
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    The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. Elie Wiesel
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    The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear. Sophia Loren
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    Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. Robert Heinlein
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    Faults are thick where love is thin.
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    Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled. Rush Limbaugh
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    Love is a mutual misunderstanding.
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    He who loves without jealousy does not truly love.
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    Kissing may be the language of love but money still does the talking.
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    Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
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    No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Albert Einstein
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    What is the recipe for successful achievement? To my mind there are just four essential ingredients: Choose a career you love, give it the best there is in you, seize your opportunities, and be a member of the team Benjamin F. Fairless
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    To be successful, the first thing to do is to fall in love with your work Sister Mary Lauretta
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    To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work. Sister Mary Lauretta
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    If you want to be successful, it's just this simple: Know what you are doing, love what you are doing, and believe in what you are doing. Will Rogers
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    For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice. No paper currency, no promises to pay, but the gold of real service. John Burroughs
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    I just love when people say I can’t do something because all my life people said I wasn’t going to make it. Ted Turner
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    Dwell not on the past. Use it to illustrate a point, then leave it behind. Nothing really matters except what you do now in this instant of time. From this moment onwards you can be an entirely different person, filled with love and understanding, ready with an outstretched hand, uplifted and positive in every thought and deed. Eileen Caddy
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    Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching. Mark Twain
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    Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Albert Schweitzer
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