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  • Law Quotes


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    The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there’s no law against whacking them around a little.  Eric Porterfield
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    Law should be the dictate of reason.
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    Law: The art of crippling you and then charging rent on the crutch.
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    If we have true separation of church and state, why are witnesses in a court of law required to swear on a bible?
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    In a court of law, the intimidation factor of swearing on a bible doesn't work on atheists.
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    Law of Combat: Leak proof seals will.
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    Murphy's Law #5: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
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    Law of Combat: Never stay awake when you can sleep.
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    Murphy's Law of Sex #14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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    Johnson's law: Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
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    You can not win the game, and you are not allowed to stop playing. The Third Law Of Thermodynamics
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    Law of Combat: Friendly fire isn't.
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    Murphy's Law on Sex: Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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    Law of Combat: If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
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    Law of Combat: Interchangable parts won't.
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    Law of Combat: Suppressive fire works on everything but the enemy.
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    Law is the second oldest profession.
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    McGovern's Law: "The longer the title, the less important the job."
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    MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Nothing improves with age.
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    The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough voters to win the next election.
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    Murphy's Military Law: Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you are.
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    Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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    Law of Combat: The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.
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    Law of Combat: Keep it simple, stupid.
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    Murphy's Law of Sex #57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
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    Law of Combat: The easy way is always mined.
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    Law of Combat: Smart bombs have bad days too.
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    You can't get out of the game. Third Law of Thermodynamics
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    Law of Combat: Never argue with someone holding a Bazooka!
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    Law of holes: when you're in one, stop digging!
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    Law of Combat: Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
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    Law of Combat: The quartermaster has two sizes; too large & too small.
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    Law of Combat: There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
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    Law of Combat: Tracer rounds work BOTH ways.
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    A cats way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement
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    Another name for Murphy's law: The law of conservation of misery.
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    Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
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    Murphy's Law of Sex: Nothing improves with age.
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    Law of Combat: All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
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    Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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    To make Murphy's Law fail try to prove it to someone.
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    Law of Combat: Don't look conspicuous it draws fire.
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    Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. Jeremy Bentham
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    MURPHY'S LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS: Things get worse under pressure.
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    Law of Combat: The enemy never watches you until you make a mistake.
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    MURPHY'S LAW: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
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    The Unapplicable Law: Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
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    Law of Combat: Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
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    Law of Combat: Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
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    Murphy's Law #2: Everything takes longer than you think.
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    Law of Combat: No plan survives the first contact intact.
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    We are in bondage to the law in order that we may be free. Cicero
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    Law of Combat: If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
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    Law of Combat: Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
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    Law of Combat: If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
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    Law of Combat: If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike.
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    Astrology Law: It's always the wrong time of the month.
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    The Bill of Rights goes too far it should have stopped at "Congress shall make no law."
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    Jacob's Law: To err is human; to blame it on someone else is even more human.
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    Law of Combat: The best defense is to stay out of range.
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    Law of Combat: Never stand when you can sit.
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    Murphy's Law #1: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
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    Law of Combat: The best armor is to keep out of range.
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    The only things that start on time are those that you're late for. Cayo's Law
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    Peckham's Law: Beauty times brains equals a constant.
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    Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.
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    Johnson's Law: The number of minor illnesses among the employees is inversely proportionally to the health of the organization.
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    The old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind.
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    Law of Combat: When in doubt empty your magazine.
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    Law of Combat: No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
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    The law ought not to fail in dispensing justice.
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    Murphy's Law of Sex: The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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    Law of Combat: Recoilless weapons aren't.
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    Law of Combat: Never sit when you can lie down.
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    First Law of Car Care: No car is a compact while you're waxing it.
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    Someone has taken justice and hidden it behind the law
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    Law of Conservation of Filth: In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.
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    Law of Combat: The side with the simplest uniforms, wins.
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    Law of Combat: If short of everything but enemy, you're in the combat zone.
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    Adapt or Die. The real Law of Nature.
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    Law of the Lie: No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.
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    Edward's Law: If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done
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    Law of Combat: If the enemy can't get in, you can't get out.
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    Law of Combat: Fortify your front, and you'll get your rear shot up.
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    Godbout's Law: If you can measure the error rate, it's TOO HIGH!
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    Law of Combat: Peace is our profession mass murder's just a hobby.
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    Fields' Law: The best cure for insomnia is to get lots of sleep.
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    Levy's Eighth Law: No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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    Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.
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    Utah: It is against the law to fish from horseback.
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    Law of Combat: No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
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    Murphy's Military Law: The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
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    You never want the one you can afford. Baker's Law
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    Murphy's Law of Sex: Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
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    Law of Observation: Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.
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    As a result of Murphy's Law, even Murphy's Law doesn't work all the time.
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    Murphy's Law #2: It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools will do the illogical.
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    Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
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    The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law): An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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    Murphy's Military Law: The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
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    Law of Combat: Never draw fire it irratates everyone around you.
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    The first law of intelligent tinkering: Save all the parts.
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    Murphy's Law #3: Every solution breeds new problems.
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    Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about....
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    LAWYER (n.) One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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    Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
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    Matz's Law: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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    Law of Proofreading: The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it.
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    You can't break even. Second Law of Thermodynamics
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    When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. Murphy's Law (of combat)
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    Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
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    Law of Combat: The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
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    Law of Insurance and Taxes: Whatever goes up, stays up.
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    Law of the Marketplace: Weekend specials aren't.
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    The Unspeakable Law: If you mention something is good, it goes away.
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    Bad law will more likely be appended than repealed!
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    Law of Combat: Always expect your opponent to make his best move.
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    Law of Combat: Keep your boots & weapons where you can find `em.
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    Law of Combat: Automatic weapons aren't.
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    First Law of Cooking: A Hot pot looks exactly the same as a cold pot.
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    Law of Combat: Never share a foxhole with someone braver than yourself.
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    Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available.
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    Law of Combat: All five second grenade fuses are three seconds.
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    Law of Arrival: Those who live closest arrive latest.
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    Murphy's Law #6: Things will always take longer than predicted.
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    Turnaucka's Law: The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
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    Law of Combat: Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo.
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    Pridham's Law of Golf: The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.
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    Law of Virtue: It is its own punishment...
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    Law of Combat: If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
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    Law of Combat: No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
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    Law of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
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    The law of probability decrees that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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    Murphy's Law of Sex #20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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    Given enough time, Congress will pass Murphy's Law
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    The law says you can have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
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    LAW OF COMBAT: If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
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    Law of Combat: Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
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    Law of Combat: You are not Superman.
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    Murphy's Law #4: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
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    Law of the Jungle: Everyone is someone else's lunch.
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    Tusseman's Law: Nothing is an inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
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    Goldwyn's Law of Contracts. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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    Law of Combat: Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
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    Beauregard's Law: When you are up to your eyeballs in it, keep your mouth shut
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    The law of self-preservation is surer policy than any legislation.
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    A gun on my hip deters crime better than any law.
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    Stewart's Law of Retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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    Jacobson's Law: The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it reorganizes.
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    Law of Combat: There are no atheists in foxholes.
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    LAW OF COMBAT: There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
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    Last Law of Product Design: If you can't fix it, feature it.
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    Lewis's Law: People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
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    It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood; if they be repealed or revised before they are promulgated, or undergo such incessant changes that no man, who knows what the law is today, can guess what it will be tomorrow. James Madison, Federalist Number 62
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